pradanedehaan:

Dane DeHaan in Life After Beth

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

harryll0yds:

wienermeister:

super-scene-it:

Avenging Spider-Man Annual #1 

Spiderman and the Thing fucking made out in Avenging Spider-Man Annual #1 this shit is gold. Thank you Rob Williams

Why the fuck doesn’t anyone ever talk about this shit?

im not into comics but wow what a cute couple

can you imagine them having sex, though. Ben would take ‘rock hard’ to an entirely new level.

(Source: comics-r-4-gurlz)

ついった・デプスパまとめ

by 飴米 

lextkh:

Been procrastinating for too damn long orz… I apologize for those who keep checking on me. Sorry m(_ _)m

PS: Always click the caption :)

moranmoriarty:

moriartyn:

au where sebastian moran was in the navy and every time jim remembers it he sings old pirate shanties to sebastian

sebastian moran who knows how to plait all kinds of knots.
sebastian moran using that knowledge for the nights when jim’s at his mercy.

fuckyesdeadpool:

Pinup-pool. by ~a-bloodydragon
sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

(Source: onherway)

distantshots:

we’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a tv show I’m watching

heysupeswatchmebanglanenlang:

LOL  Deadpool’s so cuteee!!! (I’m laughing my insides out).

heysupeswatchmebanglanenlang:

LOL  Deadpool’s so cuteee!!! (I’m laughing my insides out).

NARRULD